Table-Top Sports
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Welcome to Table-Top Sports, my two cents in order to support my favorite games. Table-Top Sports simulations are games you cannot miss, even now in the computer age. And even if we are "wired" in the virtual reality of the Internet, the circle seems to be coming to a closing because right here in the Web lots of people or better, gamers, are discovering again the games they played in the past, which some of us are still playing and enjoying right now, often without the computer trickeries.

WHAT YOU WILL FIND HERE:

SPORTS DESK
My own contribution to the gaming hobby
and likely a forum to talk about our favorite pastime.
It is also the home gate for the official links
to my actual gaming activities, also known as
THE SCOREBOARD



We all have a life out here!
If you decide that you cannot live any longer without finding
more about sports simulations,
here you will be one click of the mouse away from other excellent sources.

...AND FOR SOMETHING
COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT...

© Giovanni Terminio


"In the beginning, God made the light. Shortly thereafter, God made three big mistakes: the first mistake was called man, the second mistake was called woo-man, and the third mistake was the invention of the poodle. Now, the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to make a schnauser... but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very attractive dog; the poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small, piquant, canine-type body. That's the way it used to be... the poodle used to be a regular looking dog. You know it's true... I guess you do, too...

The poodle used to look good, you know, the regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle and didn't think anything of it,you know, they didn't used to make fun of it in the old days. But the woo-man, as you know, has always been much smarter than the man, you know this is true. And so it was since the beginning of time. The man would do anything to get some pussy, and that's why the woo-man always had control over him. In the beginning, the woo-man looked the man directly into the eye and said, "I'll tell you what, why don't you go get a job, because I could use a few nice things around the house.Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers." And of course the man did his dooty, as they say in the trade, he went out and he got a goddamned job, he went out and pushed that broom around for about a dollar or two ninety-eight an hour, brought his money back to the Garden of Eden and gave that money to the woo-man. The woo-man ran out the back door of the Garden of Eden and went directly to the hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors, and the zircon-encrusted tweezers and came back and while the man was very tired from having his job, while he was sleeping, the woo-man got a hold of the poodle, because the woo-man had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle's oral appendage -- the tongue of the dog, in other words, ladies and gentlemen -- was very much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamned much hair on it; it didn't have the disco look that's so popular nowadays. And so the woo-man set out to modify the aforementioned dog... now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit, you see, she took a little bit off the back part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies, got all of the unwanted, extraneous material off this area which we shall call Burbank, then she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his mouth set up like that, and squatted right on him!"
("The Poodle Lecture", from YCDTOSA Vol. 6, Halloween 1977, at The Palladium, NYC, NY.)

Well, I confess I couldn't resist. Along with Table-Top Sports, as "Uncle Frank" used to say, "Music is the best". The following are my favorite musical links. In the future I may also decide to say something myself (and seen what pro journalists write nowadays, I think I can't be that bad too!).

You can also see where I'll be performing live on stage
clicking below here:

LAGUNABLE' OFFICIAL SITE

For now enjoy the best you can find about:








And in the end...
a special THANK YOU GUYS! to:
Alessandro "Pixel" Pizzin and to Susanna Angeli
for their patience in helping me to straighten up this page!!
They surely do know their business...
and also a HUGE thank you to all the folks to whom
I raided pics, gifs, jpgs. I liked your works and I wanted to use it in my page!

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